car ride

Mom:Luke get your ass in the car!
Me:Ugh!

*journies to st. Augustine*

Mom:Luke hand me my cigarettes
Me:no
Mom:What?!?!
Luke: i has said no
Mom:stop talking gibberish and hand me my god damn cigarettes!
Me:i bet you cant go the whole car ride to st. Augustine with out smoking
Mom: yes i can!
Me: ha fine

*half an hour later*
Mom:Ha brat we're here and i didnt smoke the whole way!
Me:Now how about quitting?
Mom:.....asshole......